30.05.08

It's almost 5 years old,

he has been preparing for the next step,

for the time of Ascension,

for when he becomes

Established

and part

of the System.



The circular trinity of sixes is well hidden by his mop of blonde hair and The Boys From Brazil would be proud of his piercing blue eyes.

Watching Connor being born and bathing him for the first time I never envisioned him being old enough, or even capable of being apart from us and going to school, though like Damian Omen he has absorbed all around him and is ready to learn how to be assimilated into the system whilst his Father (No Luke, turn not to the Dark Side) teaches him how to not be fooled by it.

His path will be a different one and I am only a tool that has progressed the prophesies of The 6ft White Wabbit.

His sister Hannah will no doubt miss him, though like the second born (though first created) sibling from Dune she has much of the Weirding Way to learn and master for the time both of them are again together to forge ahead and rule with the power of the Spice and the support of the Worms.

He who controls the Spice rules the Galaxy.

(Which come to think of it was a brilliant prognostic indicator of societal downfall - look at the 'Spice' we have today, look at those that have it and how they control those that want it and even those that don't, not sure how many Fremin Warriors we will need to burst from their underground lairs to stop this one).

This all may appear a leap from Connor bringing garden worms to me in the house to Total World Domination but I think I’m paranoid and persecuted enough to make the connection,

It takes a special sight.


Alternatively chronic alcohol abuse that Korsakoff would cringe at, if he could only remember what it was he should be cringing at and why.



To be sure Drury Primary School was the right training facility I went on a visit with Heidi (vessel of spawn of hell) and Connor. We met his very nice teacher and I suddenly had an urge to volunteer for Parent Help, what ever that may mean, perhaps I can help with conspiracy networking and phone trees to alert parents to nefarious global government activity.

Then came 'Jump Jam'. We proceeded to the school hall where about 80 kids and teachers danced to choreographed songs such as "Who let the Dogs out?”

This went on for about 30 minutes.


School is not a place for men.


I was not sure who let the dogs out or where in fact they were though I was willing to go find them and join the rabid pack of Baskervilles to escape the scene in front of me.

Forget regular methods of torture this was by far the worst pain I had experienced, apart from the sympathetic birthing pains.

So many little creatures with all their energy and absorbent brains, I wanted to leave but Heidi used a Vulcan mind meld to keep me seated so I had to dissociate; which luckily being married with children meant I had plenty of past and recent experience.


Indeed it was hard and almost broke me,


but it proved this was the right kind of training facility.


Drury Primary School - The next chapter.



June 9 2008.






It begins.






The Grey Madness, Gollum, his 6000 year old dog and The 6ft White Wabbit.