22.06.07

It seems some time since Gollum and the 6ft White Wabbit have been around but they have finally resurfaced after a 2 month drinking binge that only ended after an Armed Offenders call out in Louisville Kentucky.

They held out for 36 days, which may seem long but pales in comparison with the sieges on Jupiter. It's hard to convince two alcoholics to surrender their arms and leave a brewery so the cops had to wait till the place ran dry and the reprobates staggered out singing Don McLean songs.

Since they had Diplomatic Immunity (Gollum being from the Sovereign State of Mordor and The 6ft White Wabbit from Beyond the Looking Glass) they were (unfortunately) released into my custody. Which is not that smart as now the Unholy Trinity of Drunks has been reformed and has vengeance on its mind.

One can imagine the carnage.

A short arrogant psych nurse that on occasion believes he is a Viking and rampages through masses talking about Olanzapine wafers and placement in the Round Room should ANYONE not agree or comply; a bug eyed creature of the night who is at one moment obsequious then another plotting someone's demise, and who likes to gently (but firmly) wrap his amphibian-like fingers around strangers necks and talk to them about their ring; and an oversized rodent who due to pressure of work resorts to mainlining "P" to cope with Easter, his fur now in patches because of collapsing veins and due to recent jittering comedowns is now on the Methadone program.

And all this before a drink.

Well I must admit it's good to have the Lads back and we are looking forward to a wee dram tonight. Should you see TV coverage of a trio holed up at Lion Brewery you know where the party is.



The Grey Madness, Gollum, his 6000 year old dog and the 6ft White Wabbit.