23.11.07

Was away Thursday of last week, was meant to turn up Friday though the 6ft White Wabbit felt we needed another day off, especially as the 6000 year old dog needed succor and rest after being mangled by what he thought was an ordinary cat.

Turned out he was picking on a 9000 year old protector of Anubus' Soul and by the end of the arse kicking he received was very nearly mummified.

Nothing like a frontal leucotomy by cat claw fashioned into a crochet hook.

Never good seeing a legend humbled in such a manner, the Wabbit and I tried to cheer him up by lowering the risk and having him attack a canary, though he lost control of his bowels when the bird remarked on how he thought he saw a puddy cat.

So that's why I did not send last weeks at risk summary.

And why I am sending it now.


Peter Pan must be gay.

I was on the elliptical trainer last night and had to put up with the spawns of hell watching Peter Pan. This version was the old Disney one, pre dating graphics and computer cyber animation. I forgot how Pan was surrounded by an Indian Princess, Wendy, Tinker Bell and 4 Mermaids - not one of them less than 9 out of 10, and he never made a move on any of them, what's up with that?

He seemed way more occupied with flying in tight green pants (I believe he killed Kermit and made the leggings out of his flippers) and jousting with Captain Hook. Sure Capt. Hook may have wanted to kill Pan but after 7kms I wanted to do the same.

Hook was probably only trying to eliminate bad dress sense from the gene pool and I am sure he is against the illicit substances Pan uses and freely distributes. I mean spreading 'fairy dust' on others to make them fly is another way of saying "are you ready to buy the ticket and take the ride?"

How else do you describe the feeling of weightlessness, freedom, elation and curbed appetite - that's right Pan was the first to boil down cold remedies and change the polymer structure to leave you with an odorless powder that means you only have 2 sleeps until X-mass - what ever month it is.

And carrying on with Pan's criminal proclivities, what about the kidnapping of Wendy, the two other kids (one had an umbrella the other a teddy bear I forget their names) and the dog. Typical deviant, pervert mode of operation - takes children from an oppressive sad environment and promises them Play Station 3, all the lollies they want and that in "Never Never Land" they'll never die.

All the beginnings of a Cult.

Hook was the good guy in my opinion.

He only wanted to rid the land of bad drugs, worse trips and reduce re-offending.

If it were not for the crocodile he would have been a useful asset to the Department of Corrections.

I lament his passing though will struggle indefinitely to clear his name and for the truth to come out.

In the mean time I shall weigh anchor and head for distant shores where beer and whisky await me.





The Grey Madness, Gollum, his 6000 year old dog (still recovering) and the 6ft White Wabbit.