23.02.07

Goodentuk -

My apologies for not having sent the At Risk Summary to ya'll on Friday.

I wandered through the haze of my mind to figure it out and could only come up with this simple explanation.

I was soooo excited that for once over the past 5 weeks I did not have to dig out randomly implanted government micro chips.

They are tricky to find admittedly though I use my Uber-sensitive scanning wand which I picked up from the $2 shop - an expensive outlay yes but cheap at half the price. Then, once said microchips are located, you need to use opposing magnets (try to obtain magnets from Scandinavian countries as their ferrous iron deposits have a purity that increases micro chip finding ability) to 'herd' them on top of bony prominences and trap them with shot glasses. Once trapped you can either use a heated surgical scalpel or soldering iron to excise the bastards, hence best to 'herd' them on top of your ribs as most the time all the evidential scars can be concealed by clothing. This is necessary as the MIB look for the distinctive scars, hence be careful at the beach. When you get the chips out quickly place them in warm salted (iodised) water to fool them into believing they remain insitu. Keep them altogether in a tepid bath to keep concentrations high and the government at bay.

Hence not having to dig any out on Friday was a distinct pleasure.

My mind hazed out and I forgot to send the Risk Summary - until I got home and worried about it all weekend.

As for why I didn't send this Monday, I can only blame Jack.

I don't remember Tuesday.

And today Buffy's in trouble,


must be Wednesday.




The Grey Madness