26.08.05

I am off work next week Monday 29th to that Friday. For all enquires and concerns please contact Laine Faapito our Team Leader. I would give you all her cell phone number but she broke it on my forehead when I suggested that League was a girl’s game. She can be contacted through main medical # XXX 7941 until she gets her new camera phone. I have a feeling that I may accidentally SMASH my non-camera cell phone soon.

I will be looking after my small children with a higher functioning IQ than myself so if there is a need to call me please feel free as this will give me an excuse to escape their grasping clutches.

They scare me.

Nurses - I have left the office in the dungeon remarkably organised. If you disagree please apply basic principles of the Chaos Theory and the butterfly effect will show you the way to the thing you are looking for, which is probably under the broken BP cuff on top of the open sharps bin. Don't forget to feed the Abyssinian Red Tailed Dragon who patrols the gaps between the remand yards and supply a decent amount of Titrilac.

Mason people - I have reorganised the Mason Clinic Waiting list so that the entire Mt Eden Case Load (Male and Female) is equal for admit. This means that by the time that I come back (if) I should have no Forensic prisoners to look after and then I will not have to be harassed by the intrusion of Denise, Liz, Staffan and James. This alone is reason enough for actioning commencement of the Mental Health Act, so have this done ASAP.

Well now its time to say goodbye to all our company

M-I-C…..

C you real soon

K-E-Y….

Y, because you're psychotic.


M-O-U-S-E.


LSD and a visit to Disney Land go together like Debbie and Dallas.



The Grey Madness, Gollum, his 6000 year old dog and the 6ft White Wabbit.