There was a man named Horse who thought it great to hang around in Tepee's until he woke up to the fact he was a cat with attitude who would laugh at a dead dog dying in the afternoon only to then discover the nature of Al Pacino. He was in life a frothy man prone to histrionics that unfortunately choked on a hairball. They initially blamed Animal but Gonzo constructed an alibi whilst Kermit provided evidence against the porcine plaguing his life. It turns out that the hairball was actually a hairy trotter so beware putting any foot let alone your own in ones mouth; and remember that all animals are equal, it's just that some animals are more equal than others.
I believe that it is time for liquid refreshments, you are all most welcome to join me in chasing the memories and demons from our collective heads - I of course will have a head start.
No social constructionists allowed, but if you are one and you do turn up I have 2 assignments for you to complete.
The Grey Madness, Gollum and his 6000 year old dog
About Me
- thegreymadness
- New Zealand
- Iconoclastic, anti-authoritarian, paranoid, don't put up with injustice, very good at getting into other peoples heads, thoughts and minds (my job) good at risk assessment and at risk management in secure facilities as well being very good at prognostic predictions re risk (again my job), and then back to beer and whisky to eliminate the Monsters of the day, as for the Monsters of the night, learn to understand and appreciate them, this will keep you safer than fearing them.
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