12.08.05

Once again Darkness falls across the land with a thump and we come to the weeks end. The creatures of the night are tired at this time of night so are easier to creep up on for the ritual staking. The one thing they really hate is mental health professionals - they taste of smoke, coffee, bad whisky and ask too many god damn questions.

Nurses - could you please remember to give the Abyssinian Red Tailed Dragon who lives out my window between the remand yards his losec. His regurgitated burps of fiery flaming balls are incinerating the occasional remand prisoner and whilst this could be seen as in line with Corrections edict to reduce re-offending it is getting hard to cover up. He likes his neck scales ruffled if you have the time.




The Grey Madness

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