Once again Friday is here and the WereWabbit is about to be let loose. His penchant for amber liquid is well known but he also craves blood. There used to be far more WereWabbit's around but you hardly see them anymore, I mean when was the last time that you saw one?
Exactly.
Forget Green Peace and Save the Whales we need to preserve the WereWabbit. It is a National Heritage and should replace the current national symbol and be the new flag. What Army would want to invade a country which had as its representative a 6ft White WereWabbit, dripping blood from its fangs and smiling?
I hear we can still find packs of them hiding in the Southern Hills. They live in remote camps that surround illegal stills and hunt Moa's.
My brain hurts.
The Grey Madness
About Me
- thegreymadness
- New Zealand
- Iconoclastic, anti-authoritarian, paranoid, don't put up with injustice, very good at getting into other peoples heads, thoughts and minds (my job) good at risk assessment and at risk management in secure facilities as well being very good at prognostic predictions re risk (again my job), and then back to beer and whisky to eliminate the Monsters of the day, as for the Monsters of the night, learn to understand and appreciate them, this will keep you safer than fearing them.
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