06.05.05

Should we consider this Brown Friday?

In 7 days the 13th will be upon us and with the amount of witches I work with I feel a little vulnerable. I hear the distant bubbling from an ancient cauldron and smell the galangal herb being prepared. I fear they will boil my innocent virgin skin down so they can drink of it and take to the sky with the supernatural power of flight.

The other pressing fear that I have is the flu propaganda.

Have you seen the amount of publicity about how the pandemic is going to smite the land and its people? The government plan is working well as the sheep are flocking to get the jab. What they fail to realise is that in the chicken embryo is the latest microchip that allows the Government to track movement and trace spending habits as well as report potentially anti-government activity. They want the populace "plugged" in and they are getting close to the End Game. Of course naturally they need to jab you every year as the body recognises the micro-chip as foreign and gradually kills it over 12 months. Hence the ‘need’ to immunise against these “new strains” - they get the new chip into you and update the technology at the same time. Next time you are foolish to accept the technology into your arm pass it over a cheap radio and hear the feedback - you have to do this straight after administration as the chip burrows quickly.

I have a special Norton's Antivirus for anyone that wants debugging.

I only need to bore a small hole in your basal ganglia to insert it. The bonus of this is that not only will it block transmission to the Bee-Hive, but also protect you from being boiled up by witches for their demented pleasures, especially on Black Friday.

Time for a deep glass of whisky and some Speight's.


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